Zedbum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless troll.

Zedbum created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zedbum, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zedbum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zedbum's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.