Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy camel.

Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sigdodjigzengumyogcubbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.