Jondabtun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid jackal.

Jondabtun created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jondabtun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jondabtun, it will destroy your home planet.

Jondabtun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jondabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Jondabtun seven times a day.

5. Never jump in holy places.