Jondabtun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud porpoise.

Jondabtun created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jondabtun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jondabtun, she will remove you from existence.

Jondabtun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Jondabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Hide if five horses approach from the north.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.