Guptalsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent butterfly.

Guptalsaf created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guptalsaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guptalsaf, he will turn you into a dog.

Guptalsaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Guptalsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Guptalsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Put Guptalsaf first in all things.

5. Do not hurt frogs.