Garhiggon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest giraffe.

Garhiggon created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Garhiggon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Garhiggon, it will turn you into a snail.

Garhiggon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Garhiggon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never wear fawn corsets.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Garhiggon on top of important buildings.