Ragfarnpod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing hedgehog.

Ragfarnpod created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfarnpod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragfarnpod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ragfarnpod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ragfarnpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.