Ragflapflig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing pigeon.

Ragflapflig created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragflapflig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragflapflig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ragflapflig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ragflapflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed strawberries to eagles while wearing dresses.

5. Never mention birds.