Farlagbatbigshavnurfub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage chicken.

Farlagbatbigshavnurfub created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlagbatbigshavnurfub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farlagbatbigshavnurfub, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Farlagbatbigshavnurfub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Farlagbatbigshavnurfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if four eagles approach from the south.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.