Arndusstal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody frog.

Arndusstal created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndusstal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arndusstal, she will cry a lot.

Arndusstal's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arndusstal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Arndusstal on top of all buildings.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Arndusstal on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed cucumbers to dolphins while wearing trousers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Arndusstal first in all things.