Gennutarf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced wren.

Gennutarf created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gennutarf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gennutarf, he will not invite you to parties.

Gennutarf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gennutarf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.