Hengumcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet wyvern.

Hengumcip created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengumcip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hengumcip, he will curse you with boils.

Hengumcip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hengumcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near cats while wearing indigo rings and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.