Higdudloop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome butterfly.

Higdudloop created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higdudloop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higdudloop, he will turn you into a rock.

Higdudloop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Higdudloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your arms.