Tipyakdabcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident dryad.

Tipyakdabcem created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipyakdabcem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tipyakdabcem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tipyakdabcem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tipyakdabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tipyakdabcem loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tipyakdabcem.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never skip in the presence of mice.