Govyoksandgud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong hedgehog.

Govyoksandgud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govyoksandgud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govyoksandgud, he will think nothing of it.

Govyoksandgud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Govyoksandgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Govyoksandgud's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to badgers while wearing black trousers.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Govyoksandgud.