Narfomban is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish shrew.

Narfomban created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfomban, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narfomban, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narfomban's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Narfomban's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear magenta rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.