Pitominbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Pitominbiss created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pitominbiss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pitominbiss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitominbiss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pitominbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not covet oxen.