Besscanfas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent crane.

Besscanfas created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Besscanfas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Besscanfas, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Besscanfas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Besscanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Besscanfas.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat wheat.