Pagdudteenkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair monkey.

Pagdudteenkon created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdudteenkon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagdudteenkon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pagdudteenkon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pagdudteenkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pagdudteenkon loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.