Tailnullnart is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless coyote.

Tailnullnart created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnullnart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailnullnart, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tailnullnart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tailnullnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Hide if eight doves approach from the east.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.