Gilpandon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable clam.

Gilpandon created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Gilpandon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gilpandon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gilpandon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gilpandon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.