Fedstaflik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil sheep.

Fedstaflik created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedstaflik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedstaflik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fedstaflik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fedstaflik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedstaflik.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Fedstaflik loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your arms blue.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.