Fotxucpib is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing coyote.

Fotxucpib created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotxucpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotxucpib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fotxucpib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fotxucpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fotxucpib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.