Ceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast shrew.

Ceb created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ceb, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ceb's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.