Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witless cobra.

Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved, it will turn you into a tree.

Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bonkgofnart Yaryarpved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Do not commit murder.