Tapmotripfagdid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane seal.

Tapmotripfagdid created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapmotripfagdid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tapmotripfagdid, she will strike you with lightening.

Tapmotripfagdid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tapmotripfagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.