Negbudtag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful warg.

Negbudtag created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbudtag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Negbudtag, it will turn you into a rat.

Negbudtag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Negbudtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Negbudtag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.