Bumgetsit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise jellyfish.

Bumgetsit created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgetsit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumgetsit, it will strike you with lightening.

Bumgetsit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bumgetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Always pray immersed in water.