Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic raccoon.

Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cubloopkopfarn Hasjopjap Bummigben's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to sheep while wearing pink shoes.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.