Ingyarlren is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Ingyarlren created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingyarlren, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingyarlren, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ingyarlren's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ingyarlren's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ingyarlren in the centre of the settlement.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed peas to aardvarks while wearing kilts.