Himcamort is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow dragonfly.

Himcamort created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himcamort, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himcamort, she will boil you in a big pot.

Himcamort's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Himcamort's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

5. Run away if four porpoises approach from the east.