Sawjan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous gnu.

Sawjan created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sawjan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sawjan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sawjan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sawjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Sawjan on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Sawjan.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.