Bengutlop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable jackal.

Bengutlop created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bengutlop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bengutlop, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bengutlop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bengutlop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bengutlop on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.