Vidflapvol Latminwon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, overgenerous bee.

Vidflapvol Latminwon created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidflapvol Latminwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidflapvol Latminwon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vidflapvol Latminwon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vidflapvol Latminwon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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