Jenrapboss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, blissful zebra.

Jenrapboss created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenrapboss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jenrapboss, she will turn you into a snail.

Jenrapboss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jenrapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not stand on grass.