Aftansak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying crocodile.

Aftansak created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftansak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Aftansak, it will turn you into a plant.

Aftansak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Aftansak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from violet frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Aftansak loves sharks, so they must be respected.