Aftansak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak jackal.

Aftansak created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftansak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Aftansak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Aftansak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Aftansak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never sing near capybaras.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.