Tailzangig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud ferret.

Tailzangig created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailzangig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailzangig, it will not care at all.

Tailzangig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tailzangig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Never sit near sharks.

3. Worship no other gods but Tailzangig.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.