Giggunquag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring dove.

Giggunquag created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggunquag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Giggunquag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Giggunquag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Giggunquag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Never laugh near doves.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never feed lentils to porpoises while wearing brown shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.