Dobarmwad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional fish.

Dobarmwad created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Dobarmwad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dobarmwad, he will be very sad.

Dobarmwad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dobarmwad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobarmwad.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.