Tailgupzak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient centaur.

Tailgupzak created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgupzak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailgupzak, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tailgupzak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tailgupzak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tailgupzak.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help snakes.