Tagquamdid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient slug.

Tagquamdid created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagquamdid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagquamdid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tagquamdid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tagquamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tagquamdid's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.