Yarthondot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart crocodile.

Yarthondot created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarthondot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarthondot, it will think nothing of it.

Yarthondot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarthondot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yarthondot.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarthondot.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never talk about gravity.