Komtifpas is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent pigeon.

Komtifpas created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komtifpas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komtifpas, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Komtifpas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Komtifpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.