Armqueeggem is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving jellyfish.

Armqueeggem created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Armqueeggem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Armqueeggem, he will be mildly annoyed.

Armqueeggem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Armqueeggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Armqueeggem.

5. Never feed rice to snakes while wearing orange trousers.