Nibgatsug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy slug.

Nibgatsug created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibgatsug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibgatsug, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nibgatsug's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nibgatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibgatsug.

5. Always pray immersed in water.