Gupwigdidzub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless coyote.

Gupwigdidzub created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupwigdidzub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gupwigdidzub, she will be very sad.

Gupwigdidzub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gupwigdidzub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gupwigdidzub on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Gupwigdidzub's name in vain.

3. Never jump in the presence of bats.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.