Yakbatyokbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable squid.

Yakbatyokbat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbatyokbat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakbatyokbat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yakbatyokbat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yakbatyokbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.