Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring scorpion.

Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jentipbopjinsuglikdogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.