Boghonham is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering raccoon.

Boghonham created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghonham, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Boghonham, it will strike you with lightening.

Boghonham's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Boghonham's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boghonham.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never hop in the presence of great tits.